Cooked
Prototype · privacy-first · scores the text, not the person
Everyone says they've got aura.
Prove it.
Paste a text conversation. Get a comic Arena roast with a W/L and an aura score you can share — or a private Wingman read on what the pattern actually signals, plus one reply worth sending.
No account needed. Try it on a built-in fake conversation first.
ARENA
Roast me.
A short, meme-literate verdict on the move — never the human. W or L, an aura swing, and a card you can share with zero readable private text on it.
WINGMAN
Help me.
A calm read on what the pattern signals, what a stronger move looks like, and one concrete reply you could actually send. Private — never shared.
Built so it can't become the creepy version
Names are stripped before anything is judged.
The AI redacts names, handles, numbers, and locations first. You see exactly what it kept before you share.
We don't keep your conversation.
The raw text is dropped the moment the analysis returns. No screenshot storage by default, no dataset built from your DMs.
The other person is never named or roasted personally.
Roasts target the pattern of a message, not a real, identifiable human. No doxxing, no pile-ons.
Serious situations exit the game.
Coercion, threats, stalking, self-harm, or a minor: no roast, no score. It points to real help instead.
Want the app when it ships?
It's a prototype right now. Drop your email and you'll be first in.